I’m not afraid of commitment. It’s more like FOMO.
Week one: Oh you were attractive. And then you were obtainable, so meh.
Month one: Oh you were attractive for a while. And now I’ve seen everything and am no longer surprised/intrigued. So meh.
Month eight: OMFG WHY ARE YOU STILL SO ATTRACTIVE?! HELP ME GOD. YOU’RE INJURED AND IN PAIN AND NOT AS FIT AS BEFORE. BUT PRETTY MUCH NAKED, WHY AM I HORNY?! MAKE IT STAWP.
tagged as: BR is a sonuvabitch and I hate him, fuck you, yes I'd like to fuck you, continuously,