February 2012
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“You’re angry I didn’t give you my love juice.”
– BR
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Right, about to watch Drive, Bronson, or Melancholia. Random mix, but…I gotta do it sometime!
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careers advisor: what do you want to do when you're older?
me: middle aged british actors
careers advisor: what
me: what
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my TMI for the day
Waking up, picking clothes off BR’s bedroom floor. Go to pick up panties. Find they require more effort to lift them off the floor. Reason: they’re stuck to the floor.
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Sex is way too awesome not to have it as often as possible. Seriously though, I sometimes forget how much fun it can be. Last night definitely reminded me. Damn shame I was not sporting my new corset…bah!
“In daylight I belong to the world … in the night to sleep and eternity. But in...”
– L.M. Montgomery (via serialstranger)
“Hold fast to the human inside of you, and you’ll survive.”
– The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)
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Why are the posting options all colourful and childish looking??!
Seeing Pendulum’s DJ set Thursday night. I know I’ve seen them live and paid for it in bruising, but this should be interesting, if not epic.
Dear high school people,
Just because I was out on Saturday with some peeps from high school doesn’t mean I like you anymore than I did before then.
kthnxbye
PS if you didn’t know I was here, not worth my time.
Sitting on the ASOIAF threads on Goodreads, a SURE FIRE way to see spoilers and end my torment by leaping out my 22nd storey window.
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Why I need to be careful when ticked off drunk
Guy: I could definitely get you to kiss me.
Me: Er...you're the one who just convinced me I'm pretty much in a relationship.
Subtext: What? Is this grade school? 'get you to kiss me'...really?
Guy: Well I could.
Me: I don't think so. a) I'm apparently exclusive b) I don't want to.
Subtext: c) your face d) you went to my high school e) again, your reflection f) pretty sure I'm out of your league.
Guy: I could show you a good time.
Me: REALLY?
Subtext: Yeah no, we'd need a paper bag. No showing there...
Me: Fuck it, I'm going home.
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That moment when you get bored and use ‘Snow’ as the second part of your username - although I cannot for the love of me remember what the first half was now…
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Dash is NSFW? Get on tumblr on phone.
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So how many sexual references can we hammer into a movie? Answer: A Dangerous Method. Oh, the reference to Jung’s penis, which led to my brain making a reference to Fassy’s manhood, which made me choke on my Pepsi. I did not hate Keira for once in my life.
I enjoyed it a lot. Otto was perfect, Vincent did a great job. All Jung did was agree with everyone. Lousy shrink if you ask me.
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